I’m abandoning this hellsite btw
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types of xmas songs
- Jesus was a baby once and he was Very Cool
- The Big Red Man Is Coming
- There’s snow outside. that’s good!
- I’m alone on xmas and sad
- Santa Claus is very sexy
- Christmas trees. love em
- You know what? it’s Christmas time
- You better watch out
You better wATCH OUT
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
(via trainwreckgenerator)
“tumblr is catholic now” tumblr became protestant don’t play
if tumblr was catholic you could pay for nsfw rights
a pussy indulgence, if you will
‘A pussy indulgence, if you will’ is my new favourite six-word short story
(via catnip-invader)
how much do i have to zoom in on a pic of my elbow before it gets flagged
never mind tumblr shot me on fucking sight
Before tumblr dies… anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me
Having a “crush” is a level 3 horny offence and against Tumblr ToS, delete your fucking blog
Live horny die horny motherfuckers
(via sophie-baybey)
if my tumblr gets deleted you can also follow me on my other forms of social media:
- digging a grave and whispering my name to the worms
- finding a bear in the forest and challenging it to a game of chess
- launching yourself into the stratosphere and vividly hallucinating my content
- the helpless feeling in your chest when you think of death
(via tooquirkytolose)
Porn blogs still posting porn until December 17th is the equivalent of the band playing while the Titanic was sinking.
(via parks-and-rex)
ah yes, tumblr is “banning porn”, you know, “““porn”““, like that one time they had their bots tag basically all lesbian and trans blogs as ““““““porn”““““. i truly trust the clowns who run this website to not literally fuck this up in the most heinous way imaginable while desperately begging for apple to restore their shitty app
(via yourbonesarenowmycoat)